Earlier today, io9 had, as it frequently does, an interesting story involving sciency things. More specifically, it concerned mysterious chemtrails that appeared in a circular formation over Houston on September 9th and 11th, 2010.
Chemtrails have long been the subject of conspiracy theories, as they really would be an easy way to disseminate dangerous biological agents over a populated area. They look very similar to contrails left by your standard airplane, only significantly more billowy. And ominous.
So apparently, some particularly devious chemtrails covered the skies above Houston on the anniversary of the greatest source of conspiracy theories in decades. So guess what? It's shit-flippin' time.
So, naturally, people started flipping their shit about these mysterious symbols in the sky, and for good reason. That shit be evil-looking.
But NASA has stepped up, and stated that the circular patterns were due to their conducting high-altitude research in the Houston area, sampling the air gathering data on hurricane intensification.
But doesn't that sound exactly like a line you would expect a government agency to feed the public to cover up something villainous?
It's like when a squadron of attack helicopters flew over Portland, and they were all, "Um... training exercises!"
Ef you government. We know you've got Godzilla on retainer.
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